Pretty Boys

Glad to hear that John Edwards has joined Team Obama. What's the male equivalent of a cougar? A panther maybe? A cheetah? A wildebeest? Whatever you call it, Edwards and Obama are a couple of them. H-o-t daddies.

In other political news, Arlen Specter is going shit house about the New England Patriots' spying program. What the f, Arlen? I don't doubt that Bill Belichick is one shady lady, but I don't think that a prominent US Senator should be the one bringing him down. Aren't there wars going on that have been managed much more unscrupulously? Priorities, priorities.

Down in Mississippi, Republicans are starting to realize that their best shot at survival involves distancing themselves from the Bush Administration. I love how everyone's trying to jump ship after it's already underwater. Like Elizabeth Hasselbeck on The View, my favorite show. Last year at this time, homegirl was all, "Oh my goodness I got invited to the White House. I can't wait to let Dick Cheney teabag me in Lincoln Bedroom." And then yesterday she's all, "I don't support Bush." Too late, bee-atch.

I used to be a Bush supporter. To such an extent that my AIM screenname was--are you ready--wannabebush. I got rid of that about six years ago. Thank god I missed being able to vote by one month in 2000 . Otherwise, the first president I would've helped elect would always be George W. Bush.

I'm so over Republicans. I hope Hillary takes Edwards' cue and takes the number two spot on Team Obama. We need a woman to help clean shit up and make some friends.