She's Just Being Miley

Who is responsible for Miley Cyrus? She was born in, like, the early to mid-90s. She wasn't even a zygote when 90210 first started airing. How, in the name of Bob Iger, did the Achy-Breaky Love Child become the teenage Oprah. Seriously--I know homegirl is only 15, so I'll censor my true thoughts here. But can you imagine what a nightmare that little mogul is behind the scenes. And really, who has the balls to challenge Annie Liebovitz so publicly. I smell the beginning of the end for Ms. Montana

While we're on the subject of fucked-up 15 year-olds, turns out Roger Clemens is a bigger scumbag than anyone could've imagined.